me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
wolfcat22:

Saw this on Facebook.
All I can think of is Homestuck

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

h33h33h33:

nocturnebychopin:

hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm:

jawnn-locked:

visiovisusvidere:

sonicghost:

milesjai:

videk:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

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If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

This made me smile so big!

someone got lucky damn, but ppl who think drag queens are weird and creepy more like gtfo do u even lift drag queens are the BEST

(Source: b-random)

eyecandyburns:

catrente:

vanillabobo:

oh man is it hot in here or something
gangstatier:

princessgingerbread:

derples:

Remember that one time bro attempted to whip a baby off the top of a 20+story high building but the baby was like “nah”



Note the ! above his head. 
He didn’t expect Dave to do that.
It was literally, “This is probably gonna kill the kid but hey who knows.” *chucks baby*
binart:

close-up of midnight-smoochies :D
forgottenhsfacts:

“the pre-scratch trolls were not ectobiologically created within their own session.”
source
==> Submitted by heirofdoom
xadorkablemarinax:

cerulean8eauty:

Ohmygod
Someone please draw this
h33h33h33:

SOTOP

bloggingfrominsidethetardis:

Today I wore my Captain America sweatshirt to school

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And when I went in the cafeteria I saw a classmate wearing a weird red and yellow jacket. I was looking at it for a bit and then I realized

it’s a fucking Iron Man jacket


So I put up my hood and run across the room to him, shouting, “Tony!” and hug him really hard and he”s confused at first but then sees my jacket and shouts “Cap!”

best. day. ever.